What will happen to all my information when I die? As of today, I have over a TB of music, movies, files, documents, images and other stuff on disks and drives. Some of it is in my possession and some of it is on servers all over the world, just a password away. When I pass away, hopefully that won't be for several more decades, I may have thousands of terabytes.
When I pass away someone will grab one of those big drives and do what with it? Presumably it would be a family member...maybe one of the more luddite ones. They will throw it in a box or a garbage can. All of the data I have stored on servers spread across the world don't know me or have any connections to me and will have no idea.
What do they do with aging data? Does it have a life? Does privacy keep everyone from accessing it? Does your data have a will? Do you have impossible passwords that will guarantee no one will ever see it? Weird to imagine, isn't it?
This afternoon we jousted peeps.
Here is how its done.
1.You take a peep and equip it with a toothpick or cocktail sword.
2. Line 'em up and prepare them for the joust. We put them on a paper plate and then place our bets.
3.Place them gingerly into the microwave.
4. Whichever peep falls last or whose sword (toothpick) lands on top, wins. Enjoy!
I had lunch with a colleague this past week and we were talking about recruiting design talent.
We chatted about what it was like when designers come in for an interview and "blow smoke" regarding how much they like our current design portfolio.
We agreed how refreshing it would be to have a designer come in and tell us something less flattering. What does that really accomplish for either person in the interview?
Because in the end, we strive on constant improvement and we aren't that interested in people, specifically design talent, that like what we have or where we've been. We want someone that has the courage, vitality and vision to tell us where they would like to go.
(full disclosure statement: this is about you, superstar. Give us a call.)
I hate very little. But today I have launched a new war on something I hate a lot. A war on something so despicable it deserves the grizzliest of all deaths. I want to launch a war on softspeak. Sawdust. Diet interjectives like "kinda" and "sorta". What the hell is wrong with us? Why do we all seem to say these? Really strong speakers are saying these things. I sorta want you to notice if you are kinda hearing these things too. Or is it kinda just me?
When people fill their sentences with "kinda" and "sorta" I immediately wonder if they know what they are talking about. Is it just a confidence thing? Then like a timid monkey, I start doing it...unknowingly aping them with this scourge of conversation. I hate it! I hate that I say it too.
There is another one too. "I mean." Oooo I hate that one more than the others despite it being slightly less prevalent.
"I mean, I kinda want to make sure we are sorta giving you what you sorta paid for in the first place. I mean, you know what I mean?"
My war has three parts.
Part one: I want to know if it is truly as pervasive as I think. So I am reaching out to everyone to check the communal pulse on this one. Is it just me?
Part Two: If it is as truly epidemic as I think it is, I want to come up with a strategy to get people to notice it and how ridiculous and destructive it is and sounds, and to take note of its sour consequences.
Part Three: Let's come up with a way to help people regain the courage to talk without filler words like "kinda" and "sorta" and "like" and phrases like "I mean". This will be the hardest part. But I think it will be worth the effort.
So, what do you say, are you with me?
Have you ever noticed how some designers take notes? I work with a lot of designers in a strategic communications agency and we talk a lot about how to help our clients meet their goals. Much of what we do is story-telling through design. In our agency we do an enormous amount of brainstorming in special brainstorming rooms.
When we are running through dozens of ideas for a particular client several days after a brainstorm some of our designers will pull out a moleskin or sketchpad they used to record the session. In that book are a multitude of doodles or sketches having what seems to me to have nothing to do with the brainstorm we both attended.
Our designers will open to the page and read back through their sketches, recalling exactly what happend in a strikingly accurate blow-by-blow.
I am so impressed by that. It is like a parallel syntax they use with fluency. What's more, in much of our work, it gets used in our creative concepting and its smart.
So, if you are in a brainstorm and your designers are doodling, don't worry, its their way of taking notes, passing time, rapid prototyping and rendering a flurry of ideas into an indellible picture for later.
Was at WholeFoods in Durham, NC waiting on line to pay for my salad and overheard two executive types talking about one of their clients, presumably.
They were talking about how their client was going to fire them for some reason. One guy says to the next, "Hell, we need to charge them for everything under the sun if they are going to fire us."
"I'll be gettin' Shelly on that this afternoon."
The
next thing I heard made me laugh out loud. One of the guys says to
other, "The robber that laughs last steals from the thief... Keats." He
actually said that and finished it off with, "Keats"
I could barely maintain my composure as a good eavdesdropper.
This dude not only had the spirit of the quote wrong but maligned the
quote itself and he attributed incorrectly. That is worth a thousand
points isn't it?
If I am not mistaken, the quote is from Shakespeare's Othello
and is actually, "The robbed that smiles steals something from the
thief." And in the scenario I overheard, it would be the client whose
smiling, not the crooked executive. Damn that was funny. I hope it
really backfires for them.
So I was thinking about the RAND corporation this weekend and how they used marketing back in the day, given the work they did. I don't know, I was just curious. I looked it up in Wikipedia. It was immediately after my son went to sleep at about 9:00. Then I stumbled on game theory. When I looked up, it was 4:00 am and I was writing about what I believe is the future of behavioral marketing.
Since then, I have been thinking about how all that applies to my work as an Interactive strategist/marketer/story-teller at Capstrat.
First of all, game theory is a branch of math and economics (I guess all disciplines can apply) that looks at causes and effects of interactions between outcomes. Then it perfects strategies based on optimization of subsequent approaches. We use game theory to help us understand how to get the most out of an outcome based on what events other "players" choose. If player A does X then I should do Y. If player A's counter-action is Z then I should do N. And so on... They used game theory in the Kennedy administration to arrive at the following: "if worse comes to worse, the USA's outcomes are better if they launch the first nuclear device toward the USSR as opposed to the alternative."
Okay, so bear with me. Let's overlay game theory upon marketing. Here is where my mind started to melt.
Now that marketers, ad networks and really smart game theorists are seeing their targets (customers) move online toward IP-based devices, they begin to know more about individual users' behaviors, ideas and desires--or at least the Web sites they've been to recently. It is called "behavioral targeting." Using companies like Blue Lithium, advertisers can effectively predict and serve messages or outcomes on an individual basis with increasingly scary precision. They put two variations of an ad in front of you and people like you and see which yields the most favorable outcome. Then they flock around the one that wins and trash the other that didn't. Wash, rinse, repeat.
On top of that, these "agents" run by Blue Lithium can be and typically are, self-learning, self-correcting and continuously improved. And on top of that, the larger the ad network Blue Lithium and others create, the more data there is to help feed this artificially intelligent machine. Soon that data will be pooled with business intelligence gathered from your last 300 grocery visits and detailed browser history.
And if you're reading this, chances are you are a target whose name is somewhere in a database. How suprised will you be when you next go to CNN.com and see a banner for the same Volvo you test drove yesterday?
Don't be. Someone, somewhere is working really hard to model the game where the outcome has you and your advertisers both winning.