Field Notes Inside an Integrated Communications Agency

I am a die-hard Chick-fil-A fan. If you don’t believe me, come check out my little stuffed cow reminding me to “Eat Mor Chikin,” sitting on the shelf in my pod. I have so many emotional ties to this fast food franchise it’s almost pathetic. (Almost.) When my husband and I first started dating, we dined there religiously. As we got older and our metabolisms got slower, we had to cut back. But we still savor the moments when we do indulge in their delicious two-pickle chicken sandwiches and creamy “hand-spun” milkshakes. Other evidence of my obsession: I get mad at my husband if he eats there without me. A friend wanted to repay me for a favor and knew the best way to show his appreciation was with a Chick-fil-A chocolate milkshake. I could go on, but I think I’ve painted a pretty clear picture. And provided the soapbox for the following rant.

Why did I just confess my undying love for this restaurant chain? Because a certain BURGER joint is attempting to rip off Chick-fil-A’s signature sandwich, and I must speak out against this atrocity. After 50+ years of the Big Mac, the Egg McMuffin and even the McRib, McDonald’s has introduced its “Southern Style Chicken Sandwich and Biscuit.” Guess what comes on this imposter? Two pickles. Give it up Mickey D’s. No one’s going to choose your imitation over the original.

P.S. If I see a single waffle fry or “hand-spun” milkshake under the golden arches, I’ll serve you up the unhappiest meal you’ve ever tasted.